yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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