normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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