JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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