I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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