I love black thongs
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Randomize
