Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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