I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
