She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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