how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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