: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
The struggles of a small town man whore
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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