ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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