hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
