i may or may not be watching the land before time
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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