Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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