Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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