I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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