Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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