how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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