How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Boobs speak an international language.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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