can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Found your dick twin last night
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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