There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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