Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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