normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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