I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I am naked and annoyed.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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