CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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