i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Randomize
