Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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