I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
