in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
