Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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