My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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