Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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