Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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