She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
this must be what syphilis tastes like
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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