I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My life is pants optional.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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