Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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