I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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