just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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