He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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