YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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