I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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