The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Help. Why am I so naked?
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