apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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