Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i dont even know how to be here
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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