with your own penis?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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