he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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