hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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