Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Vodka?
Forever.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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