I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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