therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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