I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize
