Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
