There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Damn victory sex feels great
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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