There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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